Q:God Damnit, Levon. You're the drunkest dirtiest white boy I've ever seen. Kepp it up. *slow clap*
I have become the liquor,Kenneth. Deciding to embrace the white trash was the best decision I made. Or I’m just terribly apathetic.
The most successful relationship I’ve had is with liquor. Due to severe nerve damage I am unable to feel feels, it’s great. You do you, it’s wildly entertaining.